How Deep is Your Love… for Peanut Butter?

I love peanut butter.

A healthy vegetarian, who isn’t allergic to nuts, knows that peanut butter is a delicious and natural sources of protein. A serving of peanut butter has the powerful antioxidant vitamin E, magnesium, potassium, and vitamin B6. Research shows that eating peanuts can decrease your risk of heart disease, diabetes, and other chronic health conditions. Besides it being good for your health, here are a few weird things you can do with your best friend, PB:

Anyone who knows Rachel Epner, should be educated enough to know that I eat peanut butter every day… in almost every meal. That be PB2, powdered peanut butter for smoothies to three teaspoons of PB all over my banana. For one to truly understand the emotional attachment to my favorite food, I have created a plethora of Hikus:

Oh, peanut butter

I’ll never stop loving you

Creamy and Chunky


It goes great on bread

Along with some good jelly

MMMM, peanut butter


Who’s that cool spokesman

It’s Mr. Peanut Butter

What a nice top hat


Children love candy

M&M’s, Reeses Pieces

All have that PB


You already know

That PB is the best food

It is healthy and good


Hey! Look who it is!

It’s George Washington Carver

Peanut Butter King


What’s great with jelly?

How ’bout some peanut butter?

Between bread slices


It really gets me

That tasty peanut butter

I want a spoonful


Sir peanut butter

That knight in shining armor!

What a gallant man!


An internet meme

“Peanut butter jelly time!”

The whole world knows it


There are many people in this world who appreciate the art form of loving your food. Just like this Twitter user:

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